In the time it took link to stop screaming, Zelda, Sheik, and....
Navi all looked in shock at the sight of Dark straddling Link, both in just their tights. Zelda wore a look of pure horror. She started to rant about link hiding the fact that he was really gay, and should not have been mad that she cheated. Sheik looked in slight shock, and for Sheik, that really took a lot. Navi looked like a fish, with her mouth agape and her eyes bulging out of her small head. Link's brain seemed to have stopped working, his face going totally blank. This scared Dark a lot... since he had never seen with a blank expression. Dark prepared for Link to freak out, but instead, Link just started shaking again.
Dark grabbed Link, after rolling off of him, and threw link over his shoulder. The young man squeaked as he was lifted, but even that noise sounded pitiful. Dark swept through his camp as the women yelled. They were either shocked, or still trying to figure out what the hell was going on. By the time Dark made it, Sheik and Navi were coming at him, looking pissed as hell, while Zelda, being a self-absorbed bitch, was still ranting, not even noticing that Dark had left, since she didn't end up do anything about it. Dark put Link on Epona and hopped on in front of Link. Epona took off fast because of Dark's rather harsh kick.
They stopped when they reached a small inn outside of a small village. Link got off the horse and glared at Dark. Dark, on the other hand, rolled his eyes and tried to ignore the fact that his ass hurt from the long and fast ride (quiet you pervs!). A small stable boy walked up to them. He was about 4' 10" with curly brown hair, green eyes, and a skinny yet muscular body.
"I'll put your horse in the stable for you." Dark glared down at the kid while Link, on the other hand, smiled at the boy acceptingly.
"Sounds great! Just be careful because Epona likes to run away," Link said in the kind of voice that made most people trust him. The boy nodded and took the reins that Dark roughly handed to him. The boy gave them an odd look when he noticed that both men were in nothing but tights! He himself wore a rag like tunic, with a rope as a belt, and some make-shift shoes. Dark did not really care that he was shirtless, and that most of the maidens were eying him, including some married women as well. Link, on the other hand, had a light blush across his cheeks that made him look as cute as hell (though Dark would never admit it). He just wanted his tunic back. "Hey dark, can you give me my tunic?"
"Why?" Dark grunted as he grabbed his stuff off the back of the horse, since the boy seemed to be having problems with it.
"Because being naked in public is inappropriate," Link replied with his increasing blush. Dark snorted, then tossed him one of his own tunics. Link frowned but put it on anyways.
Dark then tilted his head as if saying "Come on," then went into the Inn, Link following quickly behind him.